Let's see, as of today:

1. 85 people died in a nightclub fire when a pyrotechnic display ignited some flammable insulation. The club had no sprinkler system.
2. Some teachers in Africa were stoned to death.
3. Blood supplies here in TN are at an emergency level.
4. Several burned factory workers desperately need blood at Vanderbilt Medical Center.
5. The US wants to enforce the UN resolutions ordering Iraq to disarm but ignore the ones about Israel vacating occupied land. We also want to dismiss the opinions of the four other permanent members of the security council.
6. The record snowfall in the northeast may melt into a disastrous flood.
7. The best hospital in the country transplanted a heart and lungs with the wrong blood type into a girl. Now she has brain damage.
8. A number of folks were trampled in a nightclub in Chicago.
9. We still don't know why the space shuttle broke up on re-entry.
10. Evan and Zora are apparently on the outs.

Where is my .38?