Isn't it funny how two people can have a completely different perspective on the exact same thing? For example, a vendor came to present a product and take me to lunch today.

I'll bet he was thinking "Hey, this is going really well. This guy really likes my product and will probably order some. Then my boss will give me a raise and I can buy a flat-screen TV set."

I was actually thinking "Hey, I hope he takes us to a fancy place for lunch. I think I'll have chicken, no, beef. No, chicken. Damn, I want some beef. Oh hell, this is a long presentation."