I love watching large people eat junk food, like Krispy Kreme Donuts, in meetings. They pick up the donut delicately between two fingers and daintily bring it to their mouths, taking just a small nibble at a time. Then gently, they dab the corners of their mouths with a napkin, as if a stray sugar flake would ruin their hard-won countenances. Sometimes, they even act like they are tasting it for the first time and say things like "Oh these are good. Has anyone tried these?"

Do they really think we believe they aren't just starving to get that donut down their gullets? How about that they haven't tasted a donut before? RRRRRRIGHT.

Just go on and cram that thing in your mouth! I know you want to! If we weren't watching you'd have swallowed that donut whole! You aren't fooling any of us! We don't believe that you eat normal, dainty bites of food all day and "just can't lose weight." For Pete's sake, Come on!